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Word of the Day: May 16, 2012

Blog Stars

 

 

(Blah-G-StarZ)

 

Give me that, that blog was my idea!

 

 

1)  A reality television show following the exploits of a store that buys and sells personal blogs. A precursor to the popular “Pawn Stars” reality show, Blog Wars was a total flop, as most bloggers don’t have the time to watch hours of television a day.

 

2)  What happens when two different blog-related groups have their annual picnic get-togethers at the same park. Known for the summer that a 54-yr. old lady was impaled by a smartphone while telling others how blogs about nail polish are legitimate blogs.

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: May 15, 2012

Blogoverse

(Blah-Guh-VerSe)

Now that I have nothing else to concentrate on, I should be able to write the perfect hub that will go mega viral! Woo hoo, I’m rich!

The overall area of space that out Galaxy and Universe are travelling within. Where they’re going, where they’ve been and when they began is a question that the best bloggers write posts postulating about.

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Word of the Day: May 13, 2012

Blogny Stone

 

(Blah-G’Knee-StoweN)

No! I need it more! I haven’t written a decent blog post for 8 months!

 

 

1)  The Irish stone where bloggers flock to gain inspiration for their blogs when they completely run out of things to write about. Most bloggers, failing the will or money to visit the Blarney Stone, will continue posting blog entries about their nails, make-up, how they are dressing or what they are eating / who they are dating. Many others will just reblog popular posts written by popular bloggers, hoping to get some of their page views from them.

 

2)  A stone used to throw at your computer / laptop  when, after writing a magnificent, viral-heading blog post, without saving draft versions, loses all of their work due to power failure from their electric cord coming unhooked, and their battery dying. Most bloggers who use this version of the Blogny Stone usually disappear from the blogosphere for months, waiting the purchase of a new computer / laptop.

 

 

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Word of the Day: May 12, 2012

Bloghole

 

 

(BlahG–Hole)

 

 

Hey! You! Stop writing that crap!

 

 

1)  A natural phenomenon created after a blog star implodes, where the gravity becomes so great that all other bloggers are drawn to them. In space, nobody can hear you blog.

 

2)  Similar to a sinkhole, when a blogger gets too wet, they can cave in and become unstable, leading other bloggers to fall in as well.

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: May 11, 2012

Blogula

 

 

(Blah-Gue-La)

 

I vant to vrite your blog! Ha ha!

 

 

1)  The ancient, word sucking half-man, half-batty wacko blogger. Much like the vampires who suck blood, the blogulas simply suck.

 

2)  Count Chocula’s second cousin, first removed, from the Albanian tribe of cereal killers.

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: May 09, 2012

Blogographer

 

 

(Blah-Gah-GraFf-Fur)

 

In writing the first blogography about the very first blogger, “The Ten Blogmandments” fast became a viral blog.

 

 

A blogger who writes blogs about other bloggers, since they have absolutely nothing original and interesting to say for themselves. Anyone can write about others, it takes talent to write something new, engaging and thought-provoking.

 

 

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: May 07, 2012

Blogman

 

(Bkah-G-Mann)

Faster than a speeding spammer, able to jump a laptop in a single bound (7 tines out of ten), Blogman to the rescue!

 

 

1)  The newest member of “The Avengers”, who can write a blog in mere seconds! It may not be good, but it’s done very fast! Many women are presently bemoaning the quickness and relenting that it could only be a guy to get one off that quickly!

2)  Before joining The Avengers, Blogman was mostly known for his snuggie tights and his blogs about how other superheroes were so far inferior to him die to their not being able to blog lightning-quick.

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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