(Blah-Guh-VerSe)
Now that I have nothing else to concentrate on, I should be able to write the perfect hub that will go mega viral! Woo hoo, I’m rich!
The overall area of space that out Galaxy and Universe are travelling within. Where they’re going, where they’ve been and when they began is a question that the best bloggers write posts postulating about.
(Blah-G’Knee-StoweN)
No! I need it more! I haven’t written a decent blog post for 8 months!
1) The Irish stone where bloggers flock to gain inspiration for their blogs when they completely run out of things to write about. Most bloggers, failing the will or money to visit the Blarney Stone, will continue posting blog entries about their nails, make-up, how they are dressing or what they are eating / who they are dating. Many others will just reblog popular posts written by popular bloggers, hoping to get some of their page views from them.
2) A stone used to throw at your computer / laptop when, after writing a magnificent, viral-heading blog post, without saving draft versions, loses all of their work due to power failure from their electric cord coming unhooked, and their battery dying. Most bloggers who use this version of the Blogny Stone usually disappear from the blogosphere for months, waiting the purchase of a new computer / laptop.
(BlahG–Hole)
Hey! You! Stop writing that crap!
1) A natural phenomenon created after a blog star implodes, where the gravity becomes so great that all other bloggers are drawn to them. In space, nobody can hear you blog.
2) Similar to a sinkhole, when a blogger gets too wet, they can cave in and become unstable, leading other bloggers to fall in as well.
(Blah-Gue-La)
I vant to vrite your blog! Ha ha!
1) The ancient, word sucking half-man, half-batty wacko blogger. Much like the vampires who suck blood, the blogulas simply suck.
2) Count Chocula’s second cousin, first removed, from the Albanian tribe of cereal killers.
(Blah-Gah-GraFf-Fur)
In writing the first blogography about the very first blogger, “The Ten Blogmandments” fast became a viral blog.
A blogger who writes blogs about other bloggers, since they have absolutely nothing original and interesting to say for themselves. Anyone can write about others, it takes talent to write something new, engaging and thought-provoking.
(Bkah-G-Mann)
Faster than a speeding spammer, able to jump a laptop in a single bound (7 tines out of ten), Blogman to the rescue!
1) The newest member of “The Avengers”, who can write a blog in mere seconds! It may not be good, but it’s done very fast! Many women are presently bemoaning the quickness and relenting that it could only be a guy to get one off that quickly!
2) Before joining The Avengers, Blogman was mostly known for his snuggie tights and his blogs about how other superheroes were so far inferior to him die to their not being able to blog lightning-quick.
(Bee-Dubble-You-Bee)
Even on tropical islands, BWB is known for lobbying for free internet access for all stranded sailors! (Computers and connectivity cables not included)
1) The “good” acronym standing for “Bloggers Without Borders”, the sister charitable organization of “Doctors Without Borders”, “Drug Dealers Without Borders” and “Borders” (the book store, where they sell e-readers and iPad-type tablets as well as the ancient, nearly extinct paperback novels). This organization is responsible for having third world countries to provide high-speed, 4G internet and smartphone connectivity for all. The only problem is that only 3 people in every 128,976,248 people can afford the connection, let alone buying a computer every 3 to 5 years due to their becoming obsolete so damned quick!
2) The “bad” acronym standing for “Black and White Bloggers”. This is not a race-specific blog society, but a blog society that is revolted by using color, either in text or pictures, in their blogs. You know who you are! Yes, you! I see you, right there! Stop! Stop it now!
(Blah-Gah-Lah-Gee)
The Blogology high priest, “Jason”, responsible for the souls of good bloggers gone bad.
1) The religion based on blogs, and how when people die their “essence” returns in the form of a hub.
2) What comedian/commentator Bill Maher refers to the blogosphere as.
(Blah-GuL)
Ack! Another “Q” word!
1) A game where a jar filled with words is shaken, and as the words are placed on the table a blog post is written. This process is used my many bloggers, as is evident by their content.
Word of the Day: May 16, 2012
Blog Stars
(Blah-G-StarZ)
Give me that, that blog was my idea!
1) A reality television show following the exploits of a store that buys and sells personal blogs. A precursor to the popular “Pawn Stars” reality show, Blog Wars was a total flop, as most bloggers don’t have the time to watch hours of television a day.
2) What happens when two different blog-related groups have their annual picnic get-togethers at the same park. Known for the summer that a 54-yr. old lady was impaled by a smartphone while telling others how blogs about nail polish are legitimate blogs.
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