What’s a guy gotta do?
Just what do I have to do to get some hate mail? I
wrote blogged about the existence of God, for Pete’s (and, everyone else’s) sake! Still, no hate mail. I keep reading the posts of one rather successful blogger who rants about the joys and pratfalls of marriage, and she gets hate mail all the time. Heck, she even writes posts about all of the hate mail she gets, and includes some of the statements that are included within. What do I have to do to get my first hate mail? Beg? Borrow? Steal?
In my post, titled “The Universe, Death and Deja Vu”, (which can be seen here; http://thingsithinkithunk.wordpress.com/blow-my-mind/) I ranted on about the existence of God, how the Universe is constantly expanding (into where?) and traveling (from/to where?), how “The Big Bang” supposedly created all that there is, from just two atoms colliding at high speeds. Yet, no hate mail!
I ranted about Dave Hester, the conceited little piggy-man
star idiot from “Storage Wars” (when storage units go bad…), and nary a hate mail! No, people actually like it! I ranted on about how the NHL disses their fans by not having any seats available to the general public for the All Star Game, let alone for season ticket holders and even private box holders. Now, maybe I didn’t jump on a few obvious slurs while writing these (as “private box holder? Excuse me, ma’am, can I hold your box for you?” comes to mind), but that is more a sign that I am not willing to kowtow down to the gutters just to get my first dose of hate mail love.
Maybe if I ranted about Hate Mail? I could go on about how it’s more than likely a club for extroverted lesbians, but I would probably just get an invitation to the Ellen DeGeneres Show!