The Ramblings of a Somewhat Unstable Mind

Blogitis

(Blah-Guy-TiSs)

One of the worse cases seen by medical practitioners for Blogitis, from a housewife in suburban New Jersey.

1)  A medical syndrome that makes a person see blog possibilities everywhere they look. One of the worse symptoms of Blogitis is that people actually act upon their illness and write blogs about any old thing, like how they decorated their fingernails before going out to the bars.

2)  An inflammation of the wrist that can be caused by either excessive blogging, or excessive masturbation. Those who do both at the same time should see a doctor immediately (or, write to Penthouse!).

Today’s featured “word” (minus the descriptions – that fault lies with me!) has been brought to you by Patti Hale, she of the work from home help guru-type that actually helps as opposed to those that want money to give you a list of places that are paying for writers to submit articles (hey, anyone can Google “writer needed”, right?).  With advice and tips from an experienced online writer, those seeking somewhere to write in these uncertain economic times should really give her blog site a good read, at http://www.howtofindworkfromhome.com/ .  Let her know I sent you and you’ll get 15% more advice, free!  *(as Patti has given a wealth of new word possibilities, you may be seeing a lot of my attempts at silly adverts for her writings and musings on these pages in the words to come! Thanks, Patti!!!

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION USD!

*(Well, y0u could… you would probably have to buy a lottery ticket to do it, but you really could win a million dollars, just not here or from me!)

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

*Note – This writer can not be held responsible for providing false information that could make you look silly or downright stupid for using them in public, in any way, shape or form.
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Comments on: "Word of the Day: May 08, 2012" (8)

  1. LOl! I thought sure blogitis was one you had already done. Coming up with the descriptions takes a lot more creativity; making up silly words is fun if I don’t have to figure out what they are supposed to mean like… blogapotamus, blogguppitus, blogutopia–geez I gotta stop thinking up these words and get back to figuring out how to find work from home ;-)

  2. Ideoblogue – someone who blogs about political ideas that are impractical.

    • So, that would be, what, you? Maybe “Ideoblogistic”??

      Thanks for dropping by with the great suggestion, Ahmnodt! And, Ahmnodt supporting anyone but you for the GDP…

  3. It’s too bad that when bloggers suffer from blogitis they don’t take to bed to rest but instead take to the keyboard to write! LOL

  4. Julie Catherine said:

    LOL, definition #2 almost made me choke on my tea! Hahaha! Christy, I resemble that remark! :D

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